izzyalienqueen | Las Vegas, Saturday night

The problem with being too jazzed up to sleep after working a busy Saturday night was that there was nothing worthwhile watching on TV.

Isabel knew she should change the channel. Any movie that featured the line "He planted the seed of the beast in my body" in the opening scene was truly going to be bad. She could feel her brain cells dying as the minutes slipped by.

But she couldn't look away. "Oh honey, you really are too dumb to live," she muttered as the female lead accepted a ride from the creepy stranger with an accent.

[This is just a little ~~okay a lot~~ NWS]

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Coincidentally -- truly! -- Wyatt orbbed in quietly behind Isabel. He snuck up behind her and affected a horrible Transylvanian accent. "We have all night...to get to know each other...further...." he said, then dove in to try to nibble her on the neck.

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"You need a better come on line," Isabel laughed, still mesmerized by the screen even if she did tip her neck a bit to the side. "Hey baby, what's your sign works well."

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"The bad accent doesn't do it?" Wyatt grinned. "What about a horrible Irish one?" He tried to imitate the actor on screen.

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Which only made her snicker. "Do not give up your day job."

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"Hey, look, Dracula has TK, that's new," Wyatt said, eyeing the screen.

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"At least he's not sparkling," Isabel replied. "I have to figure the real Bran Stoker would roll over in his grave for that."

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"Wow, this movie is bad," Wyatt said. "How can you forget a message about someone's fiance being kidnapped by an evil vampire? Ooops, just slipped my mind!"

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"I'm not asking. Just like how I'm not asking how it's possible to take a private carriage to Transylvania from London without getting on a boat." This movie was so bad it was making Skiffy movies look like Oscar contenders.

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"Maybe he had bats secretly pick it up and fly it over the English Channel?" Wyatt suggested. "Other than that, you got me."

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"That's about as logical as anything else in this movie," she mused. "It works for me."

Reaching up, Isabel gave Wyatt a tug to pull him over the back of the couch onto her lap. "And yes, I do have you."

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"Hi," Wyatt said, making himself comfy. "Thought I'd just drop in for a visit. I didn't know you'd be busy with an evil vampire."

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"Bad cable on a Saturday night. It's like a trainwreck, I can't look away." Which wasn't entirely true. She did lean down for a kiss. "Hi there handsome."

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"To tell the truth, I'm hiding," Wyatt said. "Excalibur came to life again. I called Ronan and ran." He looked at the TV again. "Although I'm wondering now if my sword trying to flirt with me is preferable to the terrible acting in this movie."

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"You can hide here any time. Let them have their fun. I'll send Ronan some chocolate to thank him."

Except Isabel suddenly had a thought and remembered last summer's alumni gathering with weetiny children.

"Tell me he's going to be careful. No pregnant swords?"

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"I warned him," Wyatt said, nodding. "He'd better use protection. I don't want my sword out of commission for nine months." Because of course he couldn't risk using her while she was pregnant!

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"Better your sword then anything else," Isabel pointed. "There could wind up being some magical male pregnancy and since it's your sword..."

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"There are no magical brownies involved," Wyatt said solemnly. "Never gonna happen."

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"No, I'll have to be the one to do all the heavy lifting." And she'd love every minute of it. "You'd better bring me lots of ice cream."

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Wyatt nuzzled her neck. "Ice cream, pickles, whatever your heart desires," he said.

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"Spicy stuff. Lots of it."

Unfortunately the movie was still pretty distracting. "She could have climbed out the back of the cave? Damn. Way to go with the dumb blonde cliche."

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"Victoria's going to be born breathing fire, isn't she?" Wyatt sighed.

He glanced back to the movie. "So she just sat there on the Bed, Bath, and Beyond bedding and waited instead of just...walking out? Wow."

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"We're doomed." That particular mix of alien and angelic genes was going to run rings around them.

"Maybe it was comfortable?" she shrugged. "This movie is supposed to be over in about another ten minutes. I sort of fear how they're going to wrap it up."

"The sad thing is, instead of putting me to sleep. I'm still wide awake." Isabel let her hand drift across the front of Wyatt's jeans,squeezed lightly and grinned. "Fortunately it looks like you are too."